Category Archives: Humor and Sleep Jokes

Humorous stories about our industry and sleep jokes.

What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?

A Knight Gown

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Spring Mattress, Sir?

‘I’d like to buy a new bed, please.’ :’Certainly, sir. Spring mattress? ‘Oh, no. I’d like to use it all the year round.’

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Sleeping away from home

I returned home from my ninth business trip of the year with a severe bout of jet lag–induced foot-in-mouth disease. As we prepared to go to sleep that night, I wrapped my arms around my better half, gave her a kiss, and announced, … Continue reading

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Bed Sleep Joke

What has four legs, but only one foot? A bed.

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A surprise while unloading delivery trucks – funny mattress story

I was supervising the unloading of our mattress delivery trucks one day in 2008.  Two of my co-workers were moving a used box spring into the used bedding semi-truck, when to all of our astonishment the box spring yelled…”yeeeoooooowwww” Upon … Continue reading

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