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A Knight Gown
‘I’d like to buy a new bed, please.’ :’Certainly, sir. Spring mattress? ‘Oh, no. I’d like to use it all the year round.’
I returned home from my ninth business trip of the year with a severe bout of jet lag–induced foot-in-mouth disease. As we prepared to go to sleep that night, I wrapped my arms around my better half, gave her a kiss, and announced, … Continue reading
What has four legs, but only one foot? A bed.
I was supervising the unloading of our mattress delivery trucks one day in 2008. Two of my co-workers were moving a used box spring into the used bedding semi-truck, when to all of our astonishment the box spring yelled…”yeeeoooooowwww” Upon … Continue reading